To a five year old, the best thing in life is to lose a tooth. Keep that in mind.
The other day when we were at Sam's, there was an older man who was looking for some Spray n' Wash. I was on the same aisle as he was so we were both looking up and down the row for it. After we unsuccesfuly looked for a while, he went on his way and we ours. He was about 2 steps away from us when Gabriel LOUDLY exclaimed, "Mom, that man was missing a tooth!"
Kids. They WILL keep you humble.
And embarrassed.
And laughing.