"Mom! Jacob is peeing on the cat!" -Abigail
"Mom, I sorry I pee on the cat. I get up now?" -Jacob
"Mom! Jacob is playing with a dead squirrel!" -Abigail
"Mom, I sorry I play with broken squirrel." -Jacob
"Mom! Jacob is under the porch hitting the kittens with a stick!" -Abigail
"Mom, I sorry I hit kitties with stick. I get up now?" -Jacob
"Mom, I sorry I pee on the cat. I get up now?" -Jacob
"Mom! Jacob is playing with a dead squirrel!" -Abigail
"Mom, I sorry I play with broken squirrel." -Jacob
"Mom! Jacob is under the porch hitting the kittens with a stick!" -Abigail
"Mom, I sorry I hit kitties with stick. I get up now?" -Jacob
Ok, I just reread this and realized that Jacob may sound a tad bit Jeffrey Dahmerish. I assure you he has nothing but extreme love for animals. He just shows his affections a little more aggresively than most. : ) and I know that doesn't sound right either
4 comments:
Love it!
Ah, thank you for my laugh today! my favorite, "I sorry i play with broken squirrel!" Too funny!
Hilarious!
That was so funny. I needed that laugh so much. I sure do miss your family. They have all grown up so much and so fast. Jacob sounds like a boy after my own heart. It sounds like he is doing all the boy stuff for him and Josiah - double duty there. You do have your hands full.
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